Funny Matrimonial Ads (Real Fun)

Here is another forward from a friend ..

These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites – guys searching for
brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if
you forget your basic grammar after reading this…..

hello…. My name Arthi….. I am a good characterized woman. I want to run
my life happily. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me
soon…. who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can
visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana……..???)

Hello, To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don’t have female, I am
not a good education but i working all field in Bangalore.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send
u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

I want very simple girl. from Brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

Continue reading…

Attitude

Just got this mail from a Friend..

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usane dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai.
Kutte ki saans sookh gayi. “Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!”
usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosane laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, “wah! Sher ko khaane ka maza hi kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!” Aur usne zor se dakaar mara.
Is bar sher sakate mein aa gayaa. Usne socha “ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!” Aur sher wahan se bhag gaya.

Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko sari kahani bata deta hoon – sher se dosti hojayegi aur usase zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega. Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate hue dekh liya aur samajh gaya ki koi locha hai.
Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher zor se dahada, “chal mere sath abhi uski leela kahatam karta hu” aur Bandar ko apani peeth par baitha kar
sher kutte ki taraf lapka.

Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek bar phir uskii taraf peeth karke baithgaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, “Is Bandar ko bheje ek ghanta ho gaya saala ek sher phaans kar nahi la sakta!”

ATTITUDE MATTERS THE MOST IN DIFFICULT TIMES

Copy Paste

I Just Loved this… I am gonna get a pair like this for my twins [if I have twins] ๐Ÿ˜‰

brotherscopypaste

Megha Ganatra.

Phunny English

I was searching candidates for my company today.. trust me .. its not an easy job…

well thts not the point here..the focus is on something else ….

one of the candidates resume was titled something like this

“carcurmae vate”

LOL……

Megha Ganatra.