These are ads taken from actual matrimonial sites – guys searching for
brides. Grammar and spell errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if
you forget your basic grammar after reading this…..

hello…. My name Arthi….. I am a good characterized woman. I want to run
my life happily. I expect the good minded and clean habits boy to marry me
soon…. who may be in the same caste . If anyone want to Marie to me u can
visit to my home (Ghar Chale aana……..???)

Hello, To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am single i don’t have female, I am
not a good education but i working all field in Bangalore.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart…when ever u want to meet pls visit my resident or send
u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

I want very simple girl. from Brahmin educated family from orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. she may
never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire
life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was
never so easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service. she Should have one
brother and one sister. she should be educated. (ain’t it unique !! 1
brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking
for my dream girl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot.
If u think that is u then why to late come on ……..hold my hand forever
!!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my life because of my luck now i
am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot (I don’t know why but
this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as ‘Shivani’ as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as
in KSBKBT…… (Ok I haven’t seen these soaps but I am sure he must be
demanding too much,ain’t he?)

I want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but
while stepping out of house she should give respect to our cast (by not
wearing her jeans? Wat the hell…)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING BOY ,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LAUGH’S BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF
GOD.

THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN
GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME
WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH. (all of us are loughing{laughing})

Whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is too like this she
would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can
anyone tell me what this boy wants)

I love my partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and i love
the partner ok thik hai the partner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless
but I liked the use of “ok”. The person is suffering from “Ok-syndrome”)

HI I AM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE TV AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND
1 BOWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the “ok syndrome”
again)

I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and Father&mother
sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to
get married ‘completely’?)

I am very simple and honest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam
doing postal service and tailor master my original residence at kalahandi
diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing?
Postal service or tailor.??)

My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. please you marriage me please please
please please please please please (height of desperation! J )

I want one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartily or she have
frank she’s skin color ‘normal’ not a black or not a whitey. I Think the
main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but
iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good
guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. (uttama
purushan)

Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOR. I DON’T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy
meant BAD habits)

My color is black, but my heart is white. I like social service (Zebra..???)

I’m looking out for who lives in Bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should
be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn’t it?)

To be married on jun-2006. working woman preferable (this guy has fixed the
marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on
behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

I would like a beautiful girl. and I do not want her any treasure. because
girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with private ltd company which not paying
salary at present. (Any takers again?)

This one is specially for your Deep

“Because you Loved me - Celine Dion”

For all those times you stood by me
For all the truth that you made me see
For all the joy you brought to my life
For all the wrong that you made right
For every dream you made come true
For all the love I found in you
I’ll be forever thankful baby
You’re the one who held me up
Never let me fall
You’re the one who saw me through through it all

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ‘cuz you believed
I’m everything I am
Because you loved me

You gave me wings and made me fly
You touched my hand I could touch the sky
I lost my faith, you gave it back to me
You said no star was out of reach
You stood by me and I stood tall
I had your love I had it all
I’m grateful for each day you gave me
Maybe I don’t know that much
But I know this much is true
I was blessed because I was loved by you

You were always there for me
The tender wind that carried me
A light in the dark shining
your love into my life
You’ve been my inspiration
Through the lies you were the truth
My world is a better place because of you

You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn’t speak
You were my eyes when I couldn’t see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn’t reach
You gave me faith ‘cuz you believed
I’m everything I am
Because you loved me

I’m everything I am
Because you loved me

Megha Ganatra

It’s Love That I Need,
It’s Only Love That I Need,
It’s Love That I Need,
It’s Only Love That I Need,

Kabhi Phool Denaa Manaane Ke Liye,
Kabhi Door Rahanaa Sataane Ke Liye,
Aur Kabhi Kabhi Khaamosh Baithe Baanhon Ke Sahaare,
Sooraj Bujhaa Na Saagar Kinaare,
Phir Raaton Ko Chaand Ugaanaa,
Vaise Pyaar Ke Naam Pe To Yaaro Sab Huaa Hai,
Ab Ye Pyaar Bhi Ho Jaaye Bas Itni Duaa Hai,
Kabhi Raahon Mein Phirte Rahnaa,
Binaa Kahe Bas Yun Sunte Rahnaa,
Kaanon Mein Uski Saanson Se Jalte Huey Pighalte Rahnaa,
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay,
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay,

It’s Only It’s Only Love,
It’s Only It’s Only Love,
O Oh Yeah,
It’s Only It’s Only Love,
It’s Only It’s Only Love,
It’s Only Love,
It’s Only It’s Only Love,
It’s Only It’s Only Love,
Janmon Ke Vaade Har Baat pe Kasam,
Kabhi Jaan Kahnaa Kabhi Kahnaa Sanam,
Aur Sau Sau Baar Ye Kehnaa,
Hamein Pyaar Hai Tumhi Se,
Le Aayeinge Ham Taare Zamin Pe,
Jo Kahoge To Jaan Bhi Deinge,
Vaise Pyaar Ke Naam Pe To Yaaro Sab Huaa Hai,
Ab Ye Pyaar Bhi Ho Jaaye Bas Itni Duaa Hai,
In Lamhon Ko Rokne Ki Vo Naakaam Koshishein Karnaa,
Jo Guzrein Hain Saath Unko Phir Yaadein Banaa Ke Rakhnaa,
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay,
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To
And For Ever Make It Stay,
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay,
Hold On To,
Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay,
It’s Only Love I Want To Hold On To,
And For Ever Make It Stay.

Megha Ganatra

I dont know why I am in love with this song called “Soni De Nakhre” , its an amazing dance number

Kendi Fo…. bla bla .. thts wht i use to sing … haha.. but now i will sing the exact words ….

If you have not heard it yet.. dont wast your time and download right now….

Kendi Fo

soni de nakhide soni lagidae meinu……

oh keindie pump up the jame oh keinde (4)
oh jannah jannah

soni de nakhirai soni lagidai meino (4)
oh keinde pump pump pump up (4)
oh jannah jannah
oh keindie pump up the jame oh keinde (4)
oh jannah jannah oh keinde

meinu di lakhirai soni lagidai tere (4)
oh ta kitne jawani
oh mitra tanha narani (2)
oh pyar tera mera kaanga
oh sari aankhon pe dewani

soni de nakhire soni lagidae oh meinu (4)

oh khudi paar mere nachle
oh meinu bhaa vichi kassle (2)
aaja ishq bhi bari vich
thora dil bhi maanalai

soni de nakhire soni lagidae tainu (4)

oh keinde pump pump pump up (4)
oh jannah jannah
oh keindie pump up the jame oh keinde (4)
oh jannah jannah oh keinde

Megha Patel.

Megha.

Please God.. give some brain to Kekta to stop all her stupid shows and start something logical or i can say practical .. and not “Kracktical”

Megha.

You guessed it right ..
I am talking about our very own KBC[Kaun Banega Carorepati]

Here i am talking about KBC’s new Advertisement that shows a small kid asking 100s of questions to everyone and in the end we see he is SRK sitting in front of us saying “Kuch Sawal Zindagi Badal Sakte Hai”

The advertisememnt is so cute and that kid has acted so nicely,the add is so smartly made, anyone will fall in love with it..

I was thinking how will SRK do in place of Amitabh Bacchan, but after this add i dont care about how will Shahrukh Khan do or how the show will be… i dont know why but i am waiting for the show to start so that i can watch it

P.S - Phew!! thank god this is not kekta kapoors Kerial .. dont blame me .. i am saying this because it starts with “K”.. lol

Megha Patel.

Source -

Smriti Kulkarni was shocked when she received a spree of obscene messages on her cellphone. What followed was more shocking. The alleged culprit turned out to be the person who is the least suspected – her husband.

An executive with a private company in Mumbai, Kulkarni was leading a happy life with her husband, a medicine shop owner in Thane, until she started receiving lewd messages. Her normal life was turned topsy-turvy.

Though initially ready to ignore the messages, she was stunned by the stream of messages from three different cell numbers. The case was referred to the Cyber Crime Cell after Kulkarni approached the Naupada police station in Thane. The dramatic or call it cinematic sequences unveiled after the Cyber Cell took up the investigation a fortnight ago. The police learnt that at least 200 pre-paid SIM cards had been allegedly issued to an assistant choreographer of “Nach Baliye” a popular dance programme on TV channel. The police were in for a surprise when they summoned the accused, a girl from Dombivli, for interrogation. The quizzing stumbled on a racket of self-voting to win the programme.

The girl told the police that all the 200 SIM cards were distributed among friends to vote for their contestant and the three SIM cards in question were given to a medical shop owner in Thane. The shop owner turned out to be  none other than the  husband of the complainant. During interrogation, he allegedly confessed to have sent vulgar messages to his wife from the three SIM cards given to him. Shocked by the turn of events, Kulkarni promptly withdrew the complaint.

Police sources said that the probe into the matter was held back after the woman withdrew the complaint. They said, “There are at least 10 complaints every month where the complainant is not willing to continue with the complaint for the fear of being dragged into legal battle leading to defamation.”

“We are now thinking of taking up matters only if the litigant assures to take the matter to its legal end,” said a senior Cyber Crime Cell officer seeking anonymity.
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This is the case of dirty sms’s from a husband to his own wife, but what i found in this article is, the so called reality shows are all going on some other track, so if you can, stop wasting your money on sending sms’s to these shows.
These shows are not actually reality shows anymore, and its visible the way the Contestants who are actually good are eliminated and the one who dont even desirve to be in last 5 is the winner of the show.
The best eg of this stupidity is “Kazi” from “Fame Gurukul”.

This is all what I feel.
In the end, its your decision.

Megha Patel.

I don’t know what others have to say, but in my opinion its a bad show, Zee TV will not gain TRP for this show at least.

Megha Patel.

Now a days everyone is wondering how and what will be the concept of the new SAB TV soap “Twinkle Beauty Parlour“.

In the recent past, The weird ad campaign has generated a lot of curiosity. There are photographs of ladies with moustaches going around in search of Twinkle Beauty Parlour, and they do make you feel what will be the serial like? .

Twinkle Beauty Parlour is set to rock the small screen on SAB. A prime time serial, it is expected to turn the channel’s fortunes. The story deals with the lives and times of these women. Coming from different strata of society, the only common point for them is TBP, where they come to meet friends, chat and also become prettier in the process.

The owner of the parlour, Ranjana (Narayani Shastri) leads a happy life with her three friends, Ragini (Manini De), Niyati (Smita Bansal) and Sameera (Simple Kaul). While Ragini is a busy lawyer, Niyati is a housewife and Sameera is an unsuccessful model. Fatima Bi (Sulabha Arya), a 55-year old, is the owner of the house where Ranjana had taken shelter and opened her parlour. She is fussy, but also a lot of fun to be with.

The TBP team is confident that the serial will do well.

Manini De who is serious in real life is offered a role that is opposite to her real life nature, Smita Bansal, who plays a mother of two grown up college-going kids. she says  “It is so nice a serial that the audience will accept it.”

The show also has male actors like Rajeev Paul, Vikramjeet, Pankkit Thucker and Hasan Zaydi.

So now for those waiting fervently for the parlour to open, can visit thr at 9 pm today onwards on SAB TV , the parlour will be open from Monday to Thursday.

UPDATE -

The old story being not appreciated by viewers, the show has changed actors and story, this story revolves around 5 women namely Fatima Bi, Laila, Shweta, Damini and Bunty. These women are different in their personality, it’s all about their aspiration, goals and challenges in their life.
As compared to other shows, Twinkle Beauty Parlor this time will be a fresh new story for the audience to digest and enjoy.

 

Megha Patel.