Dear Friends,
A Hilarious Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails …
I wanted to thank all my friends who have forwarded chain letters to me in
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also…….
Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing
toilet stains.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for…..
FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…

……….. and a free recharge of rupees 169/- to my number…
which “WORKED” 100% for all other my friends !!!!!!!!

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected
with AIDS ! ! ! !

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause
cancer….. ! !

* I also stopped answering the phone (in-case of unknown numbers) for fear that they may ask me to dial a
stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan,
Singapore and Tokyo.

and I never keep my mobile-phone to right ear(respecting some researchers), as it might HARM.(I got that message from one of my CARING friend and I forwarded to all those whom I CARE..)

*i have helped a girl named PRIYA, by forwarding her MESSAGE to 100s of my friends, contributing 5 rupees(5p/msg).
well, i know PRIYA very well, a 10 years old girl(since from 4 years!), who is a heart patient, daughter of a government/bank employer, needs 4 lakh rupees URGENTLY!!

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia
will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now..

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh, Tirupathi Balaji pics and DASHA NAAMAs etc.
Now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone else)

NOW IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 11,246 people in the next 10
seconds, a bird will Pee on your head tomorrow at 6:30pm.
Nothing has happened till now……… ……… … but who knows. So
please forward.
LOL