Megha Says

Since February 2006 I came across this site called www.orkut.com when one of my friend invited me to join it.
And i found so many interesting things on this site.. Recently i received a mail from one of my friend from orkut which actually has mentioned all the things that people do on orkut.
It’s funny. But it actually shows what people do haha
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This is how Orkut Members Home page looks

And now it’s the time to read the Mail.

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The mail subjuect says - SOME HEALTHY RULES FOR ORKUT USERS

The mail Reads -

ONE
If you’re ugly, stop acting like you don’t know it & stop using cute nicknames. The captions under your picture that says “top model pose”, “sexy”, “arnt i hot” doesn’t convince anyone.

TWO
To the people who have like over 1000 friends, are you serious? Nobody in this universe can keep up with that many friends. You’re just stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE
If you’re real pretty, dont approve all friends request and bitching later on how u hate getting stupid comments & messages. You’re the one who approved them in the 1st place!! Be realistic on what u’re getting into!!

FOUR
Don’t ever post pictures and say “OMG, I’m so ugly” “OMG,I’m so fat” because if you were, you wouldn’t post them.

FIVE
Stop peeping others scrap book to see wot that guy or gal have conversed. Also stop being a Tomboy looking for hot chicks in others profiles.
(vice versa too)

SIX
Writing tons of scraps a day, begging people to send a testimonial, etc.. ” IS PATHETIC & IMATURE. “ .PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT YOU WILL SEND YOU TESTIMONIALS.. Pls dont junk others scrap book so to get your scrap figures multiply!

SEVEN
If all your pictures look the same, don’t post them all. Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 10 different ways.

EIGHT
Who really cares if I/U don’t accept you/me as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don’t send me another request or message asking “what’s up with you not adding me?” I don’t want you as a friend; that’s what’s up!

NINE
Little 6th graders, go somewhere else because nobody wants you here and than Orkut, you have better things in dis world to get addicted!

TEN
Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don’t try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you’re still retarded.

ELEVEN
If you get a scrap/ message and it says something like “repost this within 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight!!,” IT’S NOT REAL!! QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!!!!!!! Pls don’t forward Hoax messages like ..Orkut is gonna delete the profiles..if u don’t forward dis..n junks lik dat!!)

TWELVE(now dis is out of da subject)
If you have decided to read this, you are a true friend of the person who has sent you this.

People who are already orkut users will enjoy reading this

I have seen Friends who were not in touch with eachother since 10 or 7 or 5 years, since they left school, friends who got apart because of so and so reasone meeting on orkut, and are actually happy, people making their own building friends community, their own office friends community, college community, school community, favorite foods comunity and enjoying their with people they know and also them whom they dont know.

Enjoyment apart i have seen people meeting on orkut, who dont even know eachother and started liking eachother and now they are a couple, isnt it amazing

Also orkut has helped people catching boys who are big time flirts and are doing double timing with girls, if orkut has made two hearts one then it has also shown the real face of these kind flirts, and broken that one heart that was filled with love for someone.

And in the end this is the msg to them who are not orkut users, i recommend you guys to join and Enjoy out their with you old, current as well as new friends that you will make on Orkut
Megha Patel.

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